My Pseudo Tai-Tai Life

Chubby Hubby provides me everything adequately enough to make me happy.. We've got a nice apartment with rabbits on the lawn, a nice Merc parked in front of the apartment and great company complimented with food and wine every other weekend.

The sad facts of life is, my Red Merc isn't working and the rabbits have gone into hiding and I am getting more like an auntie rather than a tai-tai as everyone seems to think...

So sickening... the only thing that is making my life miserable is that fact that I am not riding my Red Merc to go shopping... Reduced to a life of poverty.. everywhere and everyday I have to depend on my KAH....

Its awfully beautiful though... One of the sexiest cars that you can find on the planet... The only thing it needs is to change the damn battery... else its got everything! Heating, plush seats and a sunroof... Absolutely beautiful... and it photographs beautifully...

Okie, so what EXACTLY am I doing in Sugarland? Like I told the immigration officer, seriously, NOTHING! So I basically work on my cross stitching everyday. Other than that, we go to the local supermarkets and explore whatever they have there.

There's the usual TESCO (I like the shampoo and conditioner!), ASDA (Good washing detergents) and Sainsbury's (Wah lau, the lemon curd sponge is to die for manz!), and now there is also Morrisons (looks damn like Cold Storage leh, even the pricing also lagi atas), Aldi (went there to look for German sausages) and Lidl (think we didn't manage to buy anything there).

I am getting to be more like an auntie than a tai-tai lor... If I were really a Tai-Tai, I'd be like Yvonne and Sean who play mahjong whenever they are free (which seems rather often)... Now THAT'S a real Tai-tai life! The only mahjong that I ever play these days are with people like Eric Tsang and Jackie Wu - in otherwise computer mahjong.. and even that I seldom play..

Tai-tai? Like Sai!