Bats in the Bedroom!

Like I told you.

Ang Mohs generally have a complete lack of common sense. Okie, admittedly, I have some ang moh friends who are definitely smarter and better looking than the average ang moh, but still, in general, I still think the Ang Mohs cannot make it..

Today, Larry told me that 1000 and 4000 are having Bat problems in their bedroom.

Apparently, the fake fireplace in their bedroom was originally a real fireplace connected to the chimney, so while the fireplace has been sealed up, the chimney sitll exists.

It is now summertime. The bats have gone into a mating frenzy and decided to make 1000 and 4000's bedroom chimney into their summer vacation home.

Every night, the bats would take a stroll around the bedroom, walk along the edge of the bed and generally make a nuisance of themselves. How they get out of the chimney is a big question. There's probably a hole somewhere and so after their evening stroll, the baby bats would fly in and crawl under the door to get back into the chimney.

I know what you're asking. Why can't we get rid of them or at least get someone to get rid of them?

Because, these dang ang mohs tell Larry, that these bats... are a protected endangered species! And because they are so young, we can't move them because they might die!

And these authorities advised Larry, if you manage to catch any, please hand them to us. Which Larry did. And guess what? These authorities then followed Larry back home and replaced the bats in the chimney!!

Makes one wonder.. what the ****....

So now, 1000 and 4000 have to wait until Autumn comes when these babies stop squeaking, have grown up and can fly away on their own...

sianz...