Friday, October 12, 2007

男人可以风流,千万别下流!!

Wah lau, super super super buay tahan x 1 million...

Was having dinner with Hubby today. At the next table arrived an elderly man about 60 years old and with him was a pretty Korean lady..

Of course there's really nothing wrong with an elderly man and a pretty lady having dinner together.. but their dinner conversation was what really irked me.

-Man orders dishes and tells waitress, "serve everything together hor," in Hokkien.. I think purposely so the cha boh cannot understand.

Man: So, are you Korean very liberal?
Lady: What? Oh no, we are very traditional.
Man: Even now? Aren't Japanese and Korean women very liberal these days?
Lady: Oh no, not me, I'm rather shy.
Man: But shy doesn't equate traditional
Lady: - says nothing-
Man: Oh, did you watch the movie by famous director Lee Ang? (Lust: Caution)
Lady: Erm.. no.
Man: Oh, it's about this guy and this girl .. blah blah blah... -launches into full explanation about a woman seducing a man and being seduced in return blah blah blah-
Lady: -keeps quiet all the way-
Man: How do you keep your figure so well? You've kids right?
Lady: I erm.. exercise a little.. but seems like Chinese women can eat a lot and yet can remain slim.
Man: Oh, but you are very slim yourself! Your figure is excellent! You haven't had Durian before, yea? I'll buy you some later when we are headed back...

Did you notice? All that he was talking about was all super suggestive... 1st he asked for the dishes to all come together, (seafood by the way), then he talks about open-mindedness and lust and then excellent figures... I mean, like so duhz...

Why doesn't he just come out and ask to F*** her man... it would have saved us the agony of listening to him talk loudly in a super suggestive manner.. I was so damn tempted to splash my cup of tea at him.. Totally spoil my dinner..

This man needs many lessons in how to hook a cultured girl man.. those kind of talk? Please.. save it for the country bumpkins.. It might work for those working at Geylang side lorongs. Really throwing away the face of Singapore men.. if I didn't know better, I might just be tempted to think that all Singapore men are so shameless and disgusting..

Only 2 words... 下流!!下流!!下流!!下流!!下流!!

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