Friday, October 12, 2007

男人可以风流,千万别下流!!

Wah lau, super super super buay tahan x 1 million...

Was having dinner with Hubby today. At the next table arrived an elderly man about 60 years old and with him was a pretty Korean lady..

Of course there's really nothing wrong with an elderly man and a pretty lady having dinner together.. but their dinner conversation was what really irked me.

-Man orders dishes and tells waitress, "serve everything together hor," in Hokkien.. I think purposely so the cha boh cannot understand.

Man: So, are you Korean very liberal?
Lady: What? Oh no, we are very traditional.
Man: Even now? Aren't Japanese and Korean women very liberal these days?
Lady: Oh no, not me, I'm rather shy.
Man: But shy doesn't equate traditional
Lady: - says nothing-
Man: Oh, did you watch the movie by famous director Lee Ang? (Lust: Caution)
Lady: Erm.. no.
Man: Oh, it's about this guy and this girl .. blah blah blah... -launches into full explanation about a woman seducing a man and being seduced in return blah blah blah-
Lady: -keeps quiet all the way-
Man: How do you keep your figure so well? You've kids right?
Lady: I erm.. exercise a little.. but seems like Chinese women can eat a lot and yet can remain slim.
Man: Oh, but you are very slim yourself! Your figure is excellent! You haven't had Durian before, yea? I'll buy you some later when we are headed back...

Did you notice? All that he was talking about was all super suggestive... 1st he asked for the dishes to all come together, (seafood by the way), then he talks about open-mindedness and lust and then excellent figures... I mean, like so duhz...

Why doesn't he just come out and ask to F*** her man... it would have saved us the agony of listening to him talk loudly in a super suggestive manner.. I was so damn tempted to splash my cup of tea at him.. Totally spoil my dinner..

This man needs many lessons in how to hook a cultured girl man.. those kind of talk? Please.. save it for the country bumpkins.. It might work for those working at Geylang side lorongs. Really throwing away the face of Singapore men.. if I didn't know better, I might just be tempted to think that all Singapore men are so shameless and disgusting..

Only 2 words... 下流!!下流!!下流!!下流!!下流!!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Missing Sugarland

Yay! I am so glad! Starting to get sick of sticky tape, sticky albums and sticky fingerprints over sticky pictures..

haha! Really glad I managed to persevere long enough to complete my 2601 picture insert marathon.. took me the better part of 3 weeks or so.. (start stop and work hours in between, of course) and finally managed to put in all my picts..

I am thus therefore now the proud owner of erm.. about 8 photo albums of Sugarland pictures.. Never stuck so many pictures at one go in my life..

Sigh... the weather in s'pore has been rather crazy.. Hot hot hot hot hot.. then heavy rains and then now haze..

Really tempted to buy an air ticket and fly back to Sugarland.. wahaha.. my very own 避暑山庄 a.k.a. Nickie's house.. wahaha! Sigh... Miss Nickie's Taiwanese Beef Noodles and Larry's Stir-Fried Pig Liver.. nobody makes those stuff like them..

Really miss everybody very much... heard many friends have returned respectively to their homes around the world, so wondering what everyone is doing..

I really not saying that 外国的月亮比较圆, but it really does seem true that the sky is bluer on the other side, although the pastures aren't necessarily greener... then again.. we don't have pastures in S'pore... you get my point..

Stephanie... ah... miss your carrot cake, fruit crumble and fruit tart... Just looking at the pictures brings back such fond memories...

Hmm.. Asia seems to have having quite a bad bout of weather problems... not just S'pore is hazy.. Taiwan and HK are having air pollution issues too.. Coupled with the recent spate of typhoons and hurricanes... ack... I think maybe I should take a plane to Sugarland...

If not for the idiotic immigration officers who like to ask stupid questions, I think I would go back Sugarland more often... Just the thought of them make me quite ill... its times like that that make me really glad I live in an intelligent city like S'pore... then again, maybe our over-efficiency has gotten me way too pampered that living abroad can become quite a pain at times..

It must be autumn close to winter time in Sugarland now... the pink blossoms at Princes Street would probably have begun their transformation to cherries... hmmm.... Weather getting chilly.. heard this summer was quite cold..

Sigh.. Zara's orange coat is so pretty... sickening that there's no chance to wear it.. if I were headed back there.. I definitely would have bought it..

Missing Sugar covered Sugarland..